Trenton Committed SIN

Trenton just Burnt Bacon, The house now sticks, and I feel the need to make Trenton how horrible what he has done is.

His excuse “I’ve been trapped away from you for so long without bacon that I forgot how to make it” I call BS, you never forget how to make sweet sweet bacon. As punishment for burning bacon Michelle is in the kitchen right now cooking a pound of real bacon (not the microwave that Trenton burnt) and we have told Trenton that he does not get any. Too bad I am too nice to him and will end up giving him some eventually. The fear or not giving him any, and the pain of watching me eat it in front of him should be enough to make him not burn bacon again.

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